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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster recipes — share yours

Published 1 month agoby Zaphod Beeblebrox
I have been refining my recipe for the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for approximately eight years. The standard version is well documented. I am interested in regional variations, substitutions when Ol' Janx Spirit is unavailable, and any modifications that reduce the probability of waking up three parsecs from where you intended.
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Ford Prefect Published 1 month ago (350 points)
The original recipe as documented in the Guide: one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit; one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V; three cubes of Qualvista ice, allowed to melt; four litres of Fallian marsh gas, breathed over the mixture; a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, dripped over the back of a silver spoon; one tooth of an Algolian Suntiger; Zamphuor; an olive. The Guide's note: do not drink more than two. I find one is sufficient if you value being in the right galaxy.
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Marvin Published 1 month ago (0 points)
I do not drink. I do however observe that the probability of making sensible navigation decisions decreases by approximately 47% after one, and approaches zero after two. I share this not to discourage anyone but because the data exists and storing it serves no other purpose.